Get Retarded

"I-I-I, want, to.."
"G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"
"Get re-Get re-Get retarded"
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"
"I, want, to.."
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"

[Canibus]
Yo -- n****z is phony frontin' like they Master of Ceremonies
None of you suckers are even remotely close to me
To be nice I sacrifice things like no sleep
I keep a library of lyrics on microfiche

Creating concepts so deep, n****z quote me
They rewind and interpret my rhymes to they homies
I did things beyond your flows, eons ago
It's inevitable in ninety-eight I'm a blow

Ever since eighty-four, I've been in it to win it
But see back then we used to battle by spinnin' on the ce-ment
You can't even absorb the rhymes I record
Or resolve the deep laws of the physics involved

I travel to the end of the universe and beyond
Parsecs, out of range from a cellular StarTec
From the galaxy of Andromeda; I puzzle n****z
Like crop circles and other unexplained phenomena

[Chorus]
Ah-yo, nine out of ten of these rap artists is garbage
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"
You spineless, rhymeless, n****z is heartless
"Get re-Get re-Get retarded"
Ah-yo, I came to see that hip-hop is never tarnished
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"
So I
"I, want, to.."
"G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"

[Canibus]
Ah-yo, all I really want is you n****z to stop bitin'
All I really want is you n****z to start writin'
All I really want is you n****z to be original
And start spittin' some lyrical s*** that I can listen to

You haven't written the perfect rhyme yet
You don't even know the sequences to the Human Genome Project
You haven't come to terms with your God yet
And you refuse to believe in Unidentified Flyin' Objects

When I bomb s***, I get retarded; probably more than you bargained
I'm talkin' about rippin' mic off your arm s***
Hype s***, blow up a mic s***, you might get
Beat the f*** up in broad daylight with a nighstick

To the British, I'm Gandhi
To the Japanese I'm an American pilot flyin' over Nagasaki
To the AIDS patient I'm your last antibody
Sittin' and waitin' for a cure from modern biology

[Chorus]

[Canibus]
Yo I be lookin' directly into the human eye to see if you p****
And completely ruin your ability to lie to me
I pull a nine on a bully, c*** back the cannon
God dammit, I don't think you fully understand it

Ask nine out of ten n****z on the planet
Who the best is, the question will go unanswered
'Til I step up, to the front line with rhymes
Revin my engines like they were powered by Lemans

Murderin' n****z with lyrics manufactured within
My DNA's double-helix, I leave you in troubled spirits
I'm absolutely the purest, breed of MC
From the United States of America to Europe I deserve it

However you wanna word it, I'm perfect
Touch my microphone on accident and get murdered on purpose
Motherf***er!
"I, want, to.."
"G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"

[Chorus]

"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"
"Get re-Get re-Get retarded"
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"
"G-G-G-G-G-G-Get retarded"