GEVAAR INGOZI

'gevaar/ingozi'
Jaak, El Nino & Konfab Jaak
Sy skud ha lyfie los/ maakie saak wat skyfie kos/ sy pay vi pypie
hosh/ ja vannie start gan sy hie bos/ kry mos by Aunt Katie kos/ dae vannie yaat gan sy hie los/ wan geld virrie yaat het sy nie mos/ sy le? naak innie park of vry innie bos/ light daai lollie/ spite vi Aunt
Mollie/ sy trek ha bolle vol hie/ dan maak ha uitie kol hie/ skrie
Aunt Mollie issie vollie/ I, gie 'n trek van jou zol hie/ die I se?
voetsek, moetie mollie/ skarrel virai tik/ wind warrel soes sy slip!/
glat dwarrel soes sy trip/ en Oem Sarel ha poesie flip/ ma sy het nou hai vyftag/ virai volle, sy draf!/ 'n volle straw draf sy kaf/ oormo?re
ees slat sy af/ dan issitte donke dag/ sy's gesonke, fokkel lag/ en besonders bobberag/ skrie jongens se koppe af/ die? jongens het fokkel krag/ hie? soggens vi Pokkel wag/ sit fokken vi Pokkel af/ hy's bobbin, sy rokkel af/ nou nog net 'n twinag!/ sallie vanaan kan oornag/ paniek sal ha dan oormag/ dan tiep en na dood smag/ gan hai man stiek vi dai twinag/ al is hai man siek, glattie skoon, wag!/ praatie van griep,
vra die oom af/ wat ek van wiet, ja die oordrag//
El Nino
Chorus
Heiter da whats up­haa
Skeifer da mchanam­haa
Hey mama hey papa­Haa
Hey gewala es’kangaka­whoa­haa
Verse
Nock nock yangen’ isaylon ngo 4 o’clock ighumis’ intsango Okokoko ibinyuka umango ihamba ngenyawo iphethwe liphango Inqokonqoko zingena zipeth’ ucelemba ngeskhonkolo
Ziphikelel’ indedeba sam sokolo sifund’ ukhande? liphepha
Coz qhoqhpqho sivuka sileq’ eliphepha
Vuka uzenzele mshu sukuma uzigxumele shukubra
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Bethi peki nefosholo mzala phel’iveki nawe unekhobdo esthawa subathokothoko gewala zipushel’ inombolo Mza
KONFAB
yo i got next on this ditty ­ convex of chest with nil titty
i draw long breath for conquest of timid speech
KON flex complexity in the context of concept simplicity
no contest ­ i'm no songstress bitch emcee
this wordy missive is hotter than early pissing
like nocturnal emission it's my personal business
pencil a script with the precision of surgical incisions
search within you ­ blurry your inner vision from first listen
ever since i been in it illing in the beginning inning like infant children inherently insolent with insults hidden in their innocence
spitting ignorance ­ this is an intervention in a sense
bringing the wisdom of a pilgrim from a distant kingdom representing LES readily take any test of sickness
lest the lexiKON infect listeners when the text is ingested
render them breathless whisperers attempting to lip­sync this thinking of flipping with us injure your stiff sphincter