Climbing Jacob’s Ladder Through The Fireplace
Being part of God's Kingdom
Our ??? House is a Holy diadem
We pray every night to Him
Pulling family away from Sin;
Accepting the Bible as Friend
The thing to confide and depend in
None can read, just pray nightly
And sit near fireplace-opening
Then a Golden Ladder appeared -
And up the chimney, pointing to Forever
Fencing with capes and teeth on them
Climbing it up to Heaven
The teeth were like horses fair
Clattering, Angelic and Holy Prayer
Asking us in Holy Tonguе
To climb on up and meet God's Son
A big fireplace, we yеarning
In we went, Heaven-journeying
My hair and their's began smoking;
Turning round we ran out Burning!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! My finger's wounded
And wife's nose ugly-rounded
Kid boy cried for a year
The Bible wring; falsely founded Fear
Hair is not working on parts of me
The Burns cause the Priggins to flee
(They don't have melt scarred skin
And they don't like what they see.)
Couldn't read the Bible anyway
Now in compost it Decays
I durst not want to ever pray
Even tho I'll speak again one day