Big Fun
[PHINEAS]
Why just act our age?
The world is ours, time to engage!
[COMPANY]
Blast the bass and flash the lights
Welcome to the laser fight!
[BALJEET]
Run, shoot, play it cool
Please follow the safety rules
[COMPANY]
Blast away your friends on sight
Welcome to the laser fight!
[ISABELLA]
This bridge has a robot boss
Fifteen points if you can cross
[PHINEAS]
Score a hundred points to win
Then double elimination
[COMPANY]
Our vests are on
[RED TEAM]
It’s time for big fun!
[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!
[COMPANY]
Our guns are drawn
[RED TEAM]
Let’s have some big fun
[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!
[COMPANY]
With lit technology
We’ll be a laser prodigy
[RED TEAM]
It’s big fun
[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!
[COMPANY]
Big fun!
Woo!
[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, okay, okay. So the hoop earrings go with the red drеss
[STACY, spoken]
No, hoops go with blue
[JENNY, spoken]
You want the dangly topaz!
[CANDACE, spoken]
Wait, do you guys hear that? It sounds likе danger and insolence
[JENNY, spoken]
I think it’s your brothers
[CANDACE, spoken]
Jenny, window report!
[JENNY, spoken]
Woah
(sung)
Some kid just shot a beam of green
While bouncing on a trampoline
[COMPANY]
Bouncing up and taking flight
Welcome to the laser fight!
[CANDACE]
Big, bad, treacherous
Just wait ‘till Mom gets a load of this!
[COMPANY]
Crush the giant parasite
Welcome to the laser fight!
[CANDACE]
Dreams are coming true
But how can I let this ensue?
I won’t delay
I won’t digress
My mom is gonna see this mess!
[COMPANY]
Our vests are on
[RED TEAM]
It’s time for big fun!
[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!
[COMPANY]
Our guns are drawn
[RED TEAM]
Let’s have some big fun
[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!
[CANDACE]
What are you doing, Stace?!
[STACY, spoken]
I think I just destroyed blue’s base!
*Candace groans*
[COMPANY]
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
[JENNY, spoken]
That actually looks like-
[RED TEAM]
Big fun!
[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!
[COMPANY]
Big fun!
Woo!
[BUFORD, spoken]
Alright, blue nerds, listen up! In nineteen seconds, red’s wall goes down. When that happens, what are we gonna do?!
[LYDIA]
Gonna make ‘em go wee! Wee! Wee! Wee!
[RED TEAM]
Big fun!
[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!
[STACY, spoken]
Blue team approaching, twelve-thirty!
[RED TEAM]
Big fun!
[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!
[ISABELLA, spoken]
Quit it, Buford, get off of me!
[RED TEAM]
Big fun!
[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!
[CANDACE, spoken]
Mom, emergency!
You’ve gotta come home right this second!
[LINDA, spoken]
Did a satellite crash into the house?
[PHINEAS, spoken]
Where are you, Ferb? I’m comin’ for YOU!
[LINDA, poken]
Candace, are your brothers okay?
[CANDACE, spoken]
No, they’re shooting lasers at each other!
[LINDA, spoken]
Lasers, really? Candace, I think you need to cool off
[COMPANY]
This round is hot, hot, hot!
[RED TEAM]
It's time for big fun!
[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!
[PHINEAS]
Molten lava on spot!
[RED TEAM]
We’re having big fun!
[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!
[COMPANY]
So let the speakers blow
While we escape this volcano
[CANDACE]
Mom, you have no clue
'Bout all the things your children do!
[CANDACE & COMPANY]
Time is running out
Help me make a turnabout
[RED TEAM]
It’s big fun
[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!
[RED TEAM]
Big fun
[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!
[RED TEAM]
Big fun
[COMPANY]
Big fun!
Pew!
*laser noises*