My Whole World Is This Screen

[MONOGRAM, spoken]
Oh, I sure hope the viewers are enjoying this program. It must be nice to be on… the other side of the screen…

(*guitar strum*)

[MONOGRAM]
My whole world is this screen
Just four walls of a rectangle
But I can dare to dream-

[CARL, spoken]
(*interrupting*) Sir, have you seen my stethoscope and coconut bra?

[MONOGRAM, spoken]
-ee-aa--huh-hoh!

[CARL, spoken]
Were you just singing to yourself?

[MONOGRAM, spoken]
Oh, well uh, I mean, yeah… sometimes I like to… did you just ask about a coconut bra?

[CARL, spoken]
Um… …yes

[MONOGRAM, spoken]
…So, it’s agreed. We never speak of this again

[CARL, spoken]
Way ahead of you, sir