The 12 Days of Christmas

[PHINEAS & CO]
On the first day of Christmas, please Santa give to me
A jet-powered rocket ski

[CANDACE & CO]
On the second day of Christmas, please Santa give to me
[CANDACE]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS & CO]
And a jet-powered rocket ski

[ISABELLA & CO]
On the third day of Christmas, please Santa give to me
[ISABELLA]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS & CO]
And a jet-powered rocket ski

[JEREMY & CO]
On the fourth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me
[JEREMY]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS & CO]
And a jet-powered rocket ski

[DOOF & CO]
On the fifth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
The entire Tri-State Area!
[JEREMY & CO]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA & CO]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE & CO]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS & CO]
And a jet-powered rocket ski

[BALJEET & CO]
On the sixth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me
[BALJEET]
A kiss from a girl
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
The entire Tri-State Area!
[spoken]
Or at least like, two of the three states. I don't want to get too greedy
[JEREMY & CO]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA & CO]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE & CO]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS & CO]
And a jet-powered rocket ski

[BUFORD & CO]
On the seventh day of Christmas, please Santa give to me
[BUFORD]
More nerds to bully
[BALJEET]
A kiss from a girl
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
One single state!
[spoken]
I feel like I was really overreaching before. Just one state area will be fine
[JEREMY & CO]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA & CO]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE & CO]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS & CO]
And a jet-powered rocket ski

[MONOGRAM & CO]
On the eighth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me
[MONOGRAM]
Promotion to Colonel
[BUFORD]
More nerds to bully
[BALJEET]
A kiss from a girl
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
I'm not Phineas’s father!
[spoken]
I know that’s not related to Christmas, it’s just something I really felt I should clear up. Ok, go on with the song now
[JEREMY & CO]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA & CO]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE & CO]
Two busted brothers!
[PHINEAS & CO]
And really that guy isn’t (my/his) dad

[ROSEMARY & CO]
On the ninth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me
[PERRY]
*Platypus chatter*
[MONOGRAM]
Promotion to Colonel
[BUFORD]
More nerds to bully
[BALJEET]
A kiss from a girl
[NORM & CO]
Five golden rings!
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
Norm, what are you doing? That’s my part!
[NORM, spoken]
Traditional holiday fanfare, sir!
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
Remind me not to get you new batteries
[JEREMY & CO]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA & CO]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE & CO]
Two busted brothers!
[PHINEAS & CO]
And a jet-powered rocket ski

[CARL & CO]
On the tenth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me
[CARL]
A job that pays me money
[PERRY]
*Platypus chatter*
[MONOGRAM]
He gets college credit
[BUFORD]
More nerds to bully
[BALJEET]
A kiss from a girl
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
Yeah, actually, a job that pays money sounds pretty sweet. I feel like we should be compensated for all these recordings, no?
[JEREMY & CO]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA & CO]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE & CO]
Two busted brothers!
[PHINEAS & CO]
And a jet-powered rocket ski

[VANESSA & CO]
On the eleventh day of Christmas, please Santa give to me
[VANESSA]
My own set of wheels
[CARL & STACY]
A job that pays me money
[PERRY]
*Platypus chatter*
[MONOGRAM]
Promotion to Colonel
[BUFORD]
More nerds to bully
[BALJEET]
A kiss from someone, please!
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
You know, this is way too much pressure, being put on the spot for the one thing that I want from this mythic all-powerful gift giver who only comes once a year. It's insane!
[JEREMY & CO]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA & CO]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE & CO]
TWO BUSTED BROTHERS!!!
[PHINEAS & CO]
And a jet-powered rocket ski

[FERB & CO]
On the twelfth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me
[FERB]
One line of dialogue
[VANESSA]
My own set of wheels
[CARL]
A job that pays me money
[PERRY]
*Platypus chatter*
[MONOGRAM]
Promotion to Colonel
[BUFORD]
Baljeet, are you asking?
[BALJEET]
Do not flatter yourself
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
How about just getting people together for an online project?
[JEREMY & CO]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA & CO]
Acknowledgement of Hanukkah
[CANDACE]
Ah, forget it
[COMPANY]
And a jet-powered rocket ski!
[DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
...inator!