For Practical Purposes (I Love You)

[Verse 1]
Hey, you got that look on your face
Yeah, you got a bad attitude
Hey, you’re kind of a drag (oh yeah?)
Kind of a nag, too (Huh!)
But hey, you’re OK
I guess you’re gonna have to do

For practical purposes
I love you
I love you

[Verse 2]
Hey, you’re kind of a jerk
Yeah you make me go to work
Hey, you’re mean (nuh-uh)
And I don’t like your scene (leave me alone!)
But hey, you’re OK
I guess you’re gonna have to do

For practical purposes
I love you
I love you

[Verse 3]
Hey, I’m frigid I’m uptight and I’m mean
Hey, I’m not gonna give you any of my money (why not?)
I’m strange I’m deranged and I’m without a clue
But I think that you like me too

For practical purposes
I love you
You love me too
You love me too
And I love you