Cheap Shots [Acoustic]
(Two, three, four)
Well, there's some scars in my heart
From this knife in my back and you
So I'ma try to ease the pain
In my brain with this 90 proof
"Fuck you"
You left the whole town talkin'
'Bout the line I'm walkin'
But they don't know the truth
I get off at eight
My day ain't been great
But I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
Well, I'ma take some cheap shots
I'm just plastic cup sippin'
Straight whiskey, no mixin'
Don't need rocks
Send 'em on over
Ain't leavin' here sober
There's a sweet spot
Of just enough drank where I ain't gotta think
So let the drip drop
'Cause I ain't gunna stop
Well, I'ma take some cheap shots
Yeah, I'ma take some cheap shots
(Ah, tell 'em about it, Chase)
(Alright)
I caught a slick left hook
When I made my way to the door
Hell, it caught me by surprise
Made my drank spill and hit the floor
Oh, Lord
And then I turned around to your new found crowd
With my eyes turnin' black and blue
He was standing there laughin'
I knew it had to happen
'Cause he's a bitch just like you
And I'ma take cheap shots
So I drug him out back
Started whoopin' his ass
In the parking lot
Yeah, the gravel kept flyin'
And I heard your ass cryin'
Yellin,' "Please stop"
But I just kept going
Had them cell phone rollin'
'Til his ass was rocked
He you might as well call the cops
'Cause we gon' some cheap shots
Yeah, we gon' take some cheap shots
(Guess what happened, brother?)
(Tell me)
Well, my side chick came today
To pay my bail
And she was there the whole time
You put my heart through hell
You know we gon' do
We gon' take some cheap shots
Plastic cup sippin'
Straight whiskey, no mixin'
Don't need rocks
Just send 'em on over
Ain't leaving here sober
There's a sweet spot
Of just enough drank
And the way she says my name
Ain't she hot?
She's everything that you not
And she likes cheap shots
(Hell yeah, she does)
Yeah, she likes cheap shots
(Ah, pass that Jager over here)
(Hell yeah, there it is)