I’m Here

[Intro]
This is Chazer Wazer, baby
I represent Thurrock
Now and forever

[Verse 1]
Ayo, Every now and then
I create magic with my pen
And that's why I’m going CNN
With all those bloody businessmen
And yes I do like Pepsi
And no I don't have lepracy
If you didn't know by now, I have a few rivals
But that’s just because I'm a new arrival
Speaking of that I'll start a new one
Oi, Beyonce
How do you celebrate women's independent day
You overrated bitch
Can you go die in a ditch
I also hate your husband
After listening to him for free, I still wanted a refund
I wish to be kept unidentified
However I live near Lakeside
But don't worry I don't hide
Oh and everything in the bible is fake
And I'll leave you stinking so much your'll call me a mofucking rattlesnake
I’ll never give you a thank
But I will give you a shank
I’m so much of a superstar
I have an Hawaiian guitar
I'm raw
And every other rapper has there flaw
I know it’s unreal
But I want to own an automobile
I will put all my haters to sleep
Cause this is my leap

[Chorus]
Hi I'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no ammeter
I got an Eminem beat
And I leave no rhyme uncompleted
Also I'm a fucking athlete
And my heart is stronger then the concrete
Hi I’m Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no ammeter
I got an Eminem beat
And I leave no rhyme uncompleted
Also I'm a fucking athlete
And my heart is stronger then the concrete

[Verse 2]
I'm never gonna go to Malay Archipelago
But I will go to Rio De Janeiro
And my facial ratio is perfect
Because I've never been decked
Also I'm not a victim of child neglect
This is bittersweet
Just tell me is this a trick or treat
And if you say it's a trick than I'll mug you on the streets
Especially if your names Pete
My words and rhymes are so creative
You'll think I'm manipulative
If You don't like it's always sunny in Philadelphia
Then fuck to North Korea
Because you deserve diarrhea
I'm so good I drink champagne
And my career is gonna go higher than an airplane
Retards should be killed in a way that is not humane
Also me and Joshter Jay will never reunite
Because everything's in black and white
So everyone sit down and listen to a story
About Hawaii
A man murdered he's family
Because he wasn't happy
This relates to me
Because I'm gonna bury Joshter Jay in the Arabian sea
I hate medicine ball
That shit should never be played at a music hall
I've never been in a crash
Cause fuck getting whiplash

[Chorus]
Hi I'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no ammeter
I got an Eminem beat
And I leave no rhyme uncompleted
Also I'm a fucking athlete
And my heart is stronger then the concrete
Hi I'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no ammeter
I got an Eminem beat
And I leave no rhyme uncompleted
Also I'm a fucking athlete
And my heart is stronger then the concrete

[Verse 3]
You know what's unscientific balderdash
The moon landing
Oh yeah whats the point of an engagement ring
And I'll change anyone in a wrestling ring
Why does everyone hate a certain ex vice president
I think everyone should step sending him so much torment
Because global warning
Is actually a thing
Which really proves Americans are retards
And that's why they need guards
There's no point in having a machine gun
When I'm gonna have money weighing more than a metric ton
When people see me, there thunderstruck
Because all my challengers are just sitting ducks
I'll take on anyone who lives downtown
When I win 8 out of 10 cats does countdown
Why is Marshall so obsessed
I think he should be put under house arrest

[Chorus]
Hi I'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no ammeter
I got an Eminem beat
And I leave no rhyme uncompleted
Also I'm a fucking athlete
And my heart is stronger then the concrete
Hi I'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no ammeter
I got an Eminem beat
And I leave no rhyme uncompleted
Also I'm a fucking athlete
And my heart is stronger then the concrete