Huffin’ Muggles

They had my yarbles on a plate (Huffin' muggles)
Two sickos from I'm sure the Garden State (Huffin' muggles)
They know this big slut got no ka-ching (Huffin' muggles)
If she don't get loose she can't do a thing (Huffin' muggles)

Voila, cough medicine to share (Huffin' muggles)
Do you know that foxy moron from the stairs? (Huffin' muggles)
Can you not curb your Schadenfreude and glee? (Huffin' muggles)
He's all woman as you twats can plainly see (Huffin' muggles)

Every day there's a stray hot child in the city
Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane
Take a seat on the john, let 'em take glamour pictures
In the heat, skunky fog, in the sequins it itches, Salomé

Don't make a face

Ooh, chocolate dandy welterweights (Huffin' muggles)
And viper jive Victrola 78's (Huffin' muggles)
It's White Slave starring Maria Montez (Huffin' muggles)
Let's wow 'em, Herculisa
Oops, you dropped your fez (Huffin' muggles)

Every day there's a stray hot child in the city
Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane
Over time little lamb you'll burn like a tyger
But for now Cleopatrick, the anvil is still forming you

Oh, huffin' muggles
Huffin' muggles, yeah
Huffin' muggles, yeah
Huffin' muggles, yeah
Huffin' muggles, yeah
Huffin' muggles, yeah