Endless North London Police Helicopter
Andy “Falco” Falkous
I bought this tiger suit
From Primark last week
It was an impulse buy
I just found out that you were pregnant
From the rollerbladers
They send congratulations
I don't know what to think
I think I'll dig a hole
I wore this tiger suit
To grandpa's last night
I own no other clothes
Why would I
Now I know what love is
Of course he pointed out
A tiger had attacked him in Malaysia
Then I felt really bad
I had forgotten about Malaysia
A space man walks into a bar
Nobody talk to him
Nobody says anything
Nobody clips a pie
He's just a spaceman after all
I love this tiger suit
It brings me such joy
Although an impulse buy
It scored on several assignments
Oh, the helicopter
It followed mе for hours
I don't know what to think
I think I'll dig a hole