Mister Twister

[Verse 1]
They call me Mr. Twister, the lovin' end
I'm a Mr. Twister, the workin' girl's friend
I'm the smoothest, coolest cat in town
No driver around's gonna put me down
And if the chick likes 'em neat, I'm neat
And if the chick likes 'em sweet, I'm sweet

[Chorus]
Whatever you want me to be
Mr. Twister, that's me

[Post-Chorus]
Be sweet, baby
A woman is like a violin
If played by an ordinary fiddler, ordinary music
But in the hands of the maestro
Ah, baby, we could make such beautiful music
Together

[Verse 2]
They call me Mr. Twister, a big fat blast
I'm-a Mr. Twister, get me while I last
When I go walkin' down the street
I get the girls goin' tweet, tweet, tweet
And if a doll wants to dance, I'll dance
And if a girl wants romance, I'll take a chance

[Chorus]
Whatever you want me to be
Mr. Twister, that's me

[Post-Chorus]
Aw, let's dance
Look, mom, I'm twistin'
Look, no hands
Now, the hard way
Hey, baby, get off that chandelier
You crazy?

[Verse 3]
They call me Mr. Twister, the lovin' end
I'm-a Mr. Twister, the workin' girl's friend
I'm the smoothest, coolest cat in town
No driver around is gonna put me down
And if the chick likes 'em rough, I'm rough
And if the chick likes 'em tough, I'm tough

[Chorus]
Whatever you want me to be
Mr. Twister, that's me

[Post-Chorus]
Rough, tough
Hey you, I'm in the mood for some smoochin'
We got nothing to do for a couple of hours
You know you love me, so why not?
You what? Jump where? What else?
But you can't do this to Mr. Twister, that's me