COWBOY

(Intro)
AHH!
THIS SHIT AIN'T LIKE WHAT IT WAS BEFORE
THEY SAID “THAT SHIT WAS WACK CIPPY, YOU NEED MORE OF A SPIRITUAL JOURNEY”
SO I FOUND A NEW STORY
GIDDY UP, NEW SETTLEMENT INCOMING

(Verse 1)
I’m the Eastwood of my generation
Except Tarantino or Dirty Harry
I’m either good & bad, never ugly
No need to call the sheriff
Let him sit at the donut shop
Pace around the barbershop
Waiting for the phone to ring
Yellin' “goddammit Sonny talk to fucking Leon!”
But I’m the talk of the hour
60 Minutes feature? Try after
And hello there are you Mary or are you Sue?
It’s kinda hard to distinguish which one is really you
Won’t take me too long to take out shooters wanting scuffles
Just a few POP POP POPS, then blow the whistle
Stare down wolf howl, that’s the issue
I take offense to think you’d rile up some tissues, I’m no baby-crier
But if you do get the 3-ply ones, with the Vick's attached (Get the tube too!)
And rub it down
It’s K+Y sensuality cause I got feelin' we’ll be movin' the Bible eventually

(Break)
Regardless whatcha think you keep wanting to take a peek but little Virgin Mary never did such a dirty act willingly scary

(Verse 2)
DON'T 'CHA PUT ON FOR ME
I'M A FUCKING COWBOY
DON'T 'CHA SEE MY HAT TIPPED
I'M A FUCKING REAL BOY
HIDIN' THE TRUTH
BUT I ALREADY GAVE ENOUGH
CAN'T SQUEEZE ME OUT
BITCH I'M OUT THIS TOWN

(Outro)
Y’all fuckin' annoying
Get the fuck out of my way
I’ll Pitt ya to the hippie back in the 60s
Scuff up the dirt
Lasso you to the back of the plate