America First

Some people are so poor
All they have is money
When all they really want is to be loved

I know a guy who is so poor
All he has is money
Hotels and a big tower with his name on top

And this poor guy just wants more
But I say Donald honey
You’re great, you’re huge, the best
So now might be the time to stop

You’ve made América first
So fast
America first
On the list of asshole states
Countries everybody hates
America first
Hated now even worse
Than back in George W’s days

All the things you’ve done
That Hillary could never do
Cozy up with Russia
And the Saudis too
You sold so many weapons
They just might start a war
You never know what happens
It’s been done before
We might get our own bullets back
During war or other crimes
History may not repeat itself
But it often rhymes

They’ll put
America first
They’ll hit
America first
If he just has half the chance
Putin will end your bromance
America first
To be devoured by his thirst
For a great Russian empire again

China, Russia, Turkey
love the way you make them look
Suddenly they’re not the only ones
Who hire crooks
To do their dirty work
And wipe their ass with human rights
Now you’re in Obama’s seat
They sleep well at night
But Donald now you’ve made it
You’re the mightiest man alive
Thanks so much, go home
Play golf, enjoy you lovely wife

You’ve made
America first
From now
It only gets worse
So get out here
While you can
Be remembered as a great statesman

Nothing big has gone wrong
So listen to my song
Thank you, it’s time to play golf
We love you, go home and play golf
Take a break Don, go home and play golf