The American Man

A bitter member of society, another bastion of sobriety
I won't be afraid of what I can't see until it's inside of me
I turn my favorite pundit on
So I can seethe while I seed the front lawn
And I'm so afraid of who I can't see
That I won't ever leave

This beautiful country of mine
Where the poor can't speak
And the rich folks will lead to better times
Just sign the dotted line
This beautiful country of mine
Where the poor can't speak
And the dead vote over party lines
This glorious land of mine

I'll argue endlessly the gun debate
Somehow I'll prove to you that love means hate
Yeah, you've got it all wrong
Dear leader told me so
(As he passed the collection plate)
No, I won't need no hospital
Because I'm big and brave, he told me so
So let's fire up the gears
And lend me your ears
And lend me your
Venti
Venti
Ventilator

In this beautiful country of mine
Where the poor can't speak
And the rich folks will lead to better times
Just sign the dotted line
This beautiful country of mine
Where the poor can't speak
And the dead vote over party lines
This glorious land of mine

God bless us