Varsity Ruse

I always knew I was a little queer
I always felt just a bit off
Looking back it seems so clear
Playing with my sister's Barbie dolls
It didn't help sports or raise my grades
Coming out was a tall order
But the night that we won the big game
I wore my first dress to Rocky Horror

I'll dress up for the boys at the dance
And say that it's okay when they grab my

Waist, I got red in the
Face, when he said my
Name, I'm not ashamed cause
Life's more fun with more to choose from

Baseball pants that make your ass look great
And football tights that'll make me faint
In the locker room when we're getting changed
I'm checking out how we're coming of age
The quarterback caught me peeking at him
He told me with a smile after gym
I asked him to ask me to homecoming
I told him I'd do anything

I'll dress up for the boys at the dance
And say that it's okay when they grab my

Waist, I got red in the
Face, when he said my
Name, I'm not ashamed cause
Life's more fun with more to choose from

That's when he grabbed my
Waist, I got red in the
Face, when he said my
Name, I'm not ashamed cause
Life's more fun with more to choose from