Dirtier By The Year

[Verse 1]
I got a bad condition, yeah it's been going around
Since Eve stole the fruit from the tree
It's a thing for the dirty little thing we do
I think about it don't freak with me
Yeah, there's a movie collection in the back of my mind
It's filthy as a garbage pale
If it keeps piling up at the rate it's growin'
I'm gonna be a perverted old man

[Chorus]
Yeah, I get dirtier by the year
Yeah, I get dirtier by the year
I'm more obscene than a hustler magazine
And I get dirtier by the year

[Verse 2]
The voice in my head is a four letter train
It would bring my mama to tears
Sometimes I'm ashamed just to listen myself
Man I'm glad nobody else can hear

[Chorus]
'Cause it gets dirtier by the year
Yeah, it gets dirtier by the year
I'm nasty enough to make a stripper blush
And I get dirtier by the year

[Bridge]
I'm like a wolf on the prow
But there's no eating allowed
My dinner's back home on the table
But all these fantasies
Keep propositionin' me
I try to stop but I'm not able, no

[Verse 3]
I went to the preacher
I said I must confess
I feel I'm rotten down to the core
He said 'Don't be so hard on yourself now son
What do you think all this religion is for?'

[Chorus]
We get dirtier by the year
We get dirtier by the year
Yeah, the longer we live
The more there is to forgive
We get dirtier by the year
We get dirtier by the year