The Ride

WHISKEY AND BOURBON FOR BREAKFAST WITH A BLONDE BRUNETTE|HE'S SMOKING HASH AND HOGS AND MARLBORO CIGARETTES|OUTLAWS AND EX- IN-LAWS BITING THEIR TONGUES|HE DOESN'T WANT A NEW WIFE HE STILL CAN'T FIND THE LAST ONE|YOU BETTER LEAVE HIM ALONE GIRL, DON'T EVEN LOOK EHIM IN THE EYE|CAUSE IF YOU BUY THAT TICKET, YOUR GONNA RIDE THAT RIDE| |OH NO I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT KIND OF SADDLE HE'S ON|CAUSE YOU CAN'T JUDGE A MAN BY WEATHERED LEATHER AND CHROME|OH I'M GONNA RIDE ALONG WITH HIM THROUGH THE HOT MOJAVE SAND|WITH A GUN, A BIBLE, AND BLOOD ON MY HANDS|MOMMA SAID DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS, STAY AWAY FROM HIS TYPE|IF YOU FORGET IT YOU'LL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE| |IF YOU BUY THAT TICKET (RIDE THAT RIDE)|OH IF YOU BUY THAT TICKET (RIDE THAT RIDE)|MOMMA SAID DON'T BUT I DID IT SO I'M GONNA RIDE THAT RIDE| |HE TOOK ME IN FOR THE NIGHT; HE SAT ME DOWN IN HIS CHAIR|I POURED MYSELF A GLASS OF WINE RAN MY HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR|WE GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO BUSINESS OH I COULDN'T GET ENOUGH|HE BROKE HIS WORD AND BLEW MY MIND BEFORE THAT SUN CAME UP|OH LORD, I HATED THE CRIME BUT I LOVED EVERY MINUTE|YEAH I BOUGHT THAT TICKET| |OH WHEN YOU BUY THAT TICKET (RIDE THAT RIDE)|OH WHEN YOU BUY THAT TICKET (RIDE THAT RIDE)|MOMMA SAID DON'T BUT I DID IT SO I'M GONNA RIDE THAT RIDE| |WE WOKE UP AT HIGH NOON CLOTHES ALL OVER THE FLOOR|SOMEBODY SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER TRYING TO KICK IN THE DOOR|HE THREW ME MY BOOTS AND CRAZY EYES WHEN HE SAID|SHE'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE BUT YOU MIGHT BE LEAVING HERE DEAD| |REPEAT 2ND CHORUS| |