Dan Talking About Crisps (Live)
Daniel Watson, Jay Clayton
Should have one more little tune
Dan do you wanna do that thing you do?
Erm, I'm gonna tell, uh, an analogy about crisps!
The, um, I was talking about crisps earlier on
And uh, worked out... that they're pretty good for any social situation
And uh, you can get them not only in shops, but
In vending machines
And uh, in very surprising places, and
Th- There's never a moment... that isn't fulfilled without crisps
(Crowd boos)
Fuck you crisps!
Biscuits are better!