Thugged Out Since Cub Scouts
"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"
[Talking]
I'm so sick, of all these rappers, MC's talking bout they thugs
Yo we been thugged out since Cub Scouts, you know what that means?
When you all were breaking in line, we were breaking spines
We didn't have no slip knots, we had nooses
We have Girl Scout cookies, reach in here if it breaks you'll feel them!
[Chorus: x 2]
Thugged out since cub scouts, best believe
We are guaranteed to make you bleed
Jumping out of swings, kicking in teeth
Thugged out since cub scouts, yes indeed
Yo, bailing on my Big Wheel, dressed to kill
Jeans with the knee pads, slanted Raccoon hat
whiffle ball bat in my holster, rolling
Super soaker filled with piss, patrolling
Thugged out, get drugged out of your own tree house
Hanging hives on jungle gyms, letting the bees out
Girls want beef like Arby's, melt their Barbies
My Cub Scouts were a miniature sinister army
In the cafeteria didn't let shit slide
Hit guys up for they milk and shepherd's pie
You want extra pizza? Here's yo' slice
I'm the line leader BITCH, run yo' Nike's, give me your shoes!
Hit y'all, thought you knew I'm the shit dog
That's what you get for rolling all hard in kickball, fucker!
Fart knocker, you better hope class lasts
Cause at recess your ass is grass
No doubt, I been thugged out since I was a Cub Scout
Hopping off my BMX, punching niggas in the mouth
A little bad-ass nigga, fuck hide and seek
I was getting a whipping from momma like every week
Splitting niggas wigs and taking their G.I. Joe's
Lunch money you name it baby I got to have it yo
Talk shit and feel my hands grip ya fucking throat
Girls hated me cause I would always steal they jump rope
Now let a bigger nigga say something stupid
Smack him with the bat, lay his ass out flat
Why must the nappy head boy, be like that
Where's the home training? He's like an animal with no taming
Who you blaming when your son gets snatched up
Smacked up, Derrick Green again, he's about to act up
And while you playing dodge ball I'll be tapping jaws
Here comes that boy again! Yo he's worse than a Chuckie doll
[Chorus: x 2]
Jugga Bully wasn't at all popular
until that day I beat down the hall monitor
I used to use small binoculars
To look at girls through this hole in the wall
That led directly to the stalls where the broads lockers were
And they were usually all topless or leanin gover to tie their shoes
That's when I bust through, and make my move to grab at least 5 boobs
And this ain't high school, this is kindergarten
Juggs was into arson, burned the media center into carbons
I guess I had mental problems, but then again
I think my problems started when the school nurse put me on Ritalin
Y'all put gas in sugar tanks
I put boogers on the substitutes glass and he drank
I had pics of a hooker with the principal, getting his ass spanked
I wasn't scared of the teachers
Juggs was gettin head under the bleachers
durin the Pledge of Allegiance, that's what I'm about
Hey! Cutting in the lunch line, what you thinking dog?
I'll stab you dead in your eye with the Lincoln Log
Oh you think I'm soft because I rock Izod?
Pull out the sawed off ' "Oh my God!"
Even though I never been hauled off to juvenile detention
I done things too vile to mention
I was too demented; remember when Baby Jessica fell in the well?
I threw her in it!!
I always been a sick kid
Took hella Valiums and all type of doctor's prescriptions
And when the Den Leader gave me stress
I smacked him in the grill with my Merit Badge vest
Nevertheless, classmates learned never to test
Unless they want a spitball stuck to they neck
Oh you think it's funny? I'll beat you down
Screaming out my buddy, my buddy, my buddy!
My buddy and me!
"That boy's one mean motherfucker!"