This Is Canon Now

What's up?
What's up? (Czarface!)

Bottom line, I'm only human, that's the deal
I want powers but I'm not a superhero, so I steal
Yo, assemble your Avengers, if I want it, I'ma take it
Jacked Iron Man for his suit and left him Stark naked
See, I'm a kleptomaniac, the Prowler I confess
I got sticky fingers like Spider-Man, so I don't rest
And I never freeze, I took the Earth from Black Panther
Left Asgard, ass out when I shoplifted Thor's hammer
I'm good for thieving like I'm Peter Quill even
Took his Walkman and jet, get out his (Czarface!) cassette
What should I do next? Something good? Something bad?
A bit of both? I Grand Theft Auto'd the Milano, it was close
Then I got the Quinjet, 'fore I was even in yet
Scott Lang couldn't hang, I chin-checked an insect
Thanos tried to take me out, he should've gone for the dome
That's a five finger discount for six stones, listen

What's up? (I'll call the police, do that)
What's up? (Steal)
Then I hit 'em off, I got the- (I'll call the police, do that)
If you doubt, my word, test me

Who's your favorite superhero (Batman, why?)
Well 'cause I be out in Gotham, I be robbin' him and robbin' Robin
Anyone can get it, when I pay them a visit
Hugh Jack' Wolverine for his claws 'fore they could stick (no)
Pacifist? Nah, put Danny Rand past the fist
I had to grip a couple shields, both caps and nicks
The cracks and bricks, gotta send a shout to Jack Kirby (Jack, Jack, Jack)
'Cause it's actually a jack (Jack) move and I jacked his shit
Yeah, my plan bulletproof like Luke Cage skin
And I left Deathstroke alone 'cause Deadpool robbed him
You seen the Fantastic Four, I didn't heard 'em
I just took every copy of every movie they made and burned 'em
Hey, Kevin Feige, well I got ya, listen real quick (Kevin?)
By the time you hear this, there better be this epic
Reed Richards, Sue Richards, Human Torch and Thing flick
Listen man, I steal, I'd even ride the Man of Steel
Flash thought I wanted cash, I just took a speed
So I was crazy fast when I jacked Gru for weed (well done)
Punisher ran his nine, Silver Surfer ran his shine
And dare I say Daredevil, I robbed his ass blind

Then I hit 'em off, I got the whole force
They look the other way and let the streets get chose
Then I hit 'em off (Black Panther)
Fou-fou-fours, they look the other way and let the streets get chose (whole city)

Then I hit 'em, then I hit 'em, then I hit 'em
Hey, what are you doing around this ice cream shop, donkey?