Home Is Hell
When I was just a wee lad
About ten years old
My mother’s best friend’s ex-husband
Took me to a show
Then I watched as a man was thrown from a horse
My day and my childhood got a little bit worse
Guess I should’ve stayed home
Jon said
Jon said home is hell
But I’m living pretty well
Keep your hands inside of the boat
When going around the bend
You better stay in bed or it’ll happen again
Jon said
Jon said home is hell
And I said I’m living pretty well
You can’t get hurt
If you don’t leave the house
You can’t get hurt
If you don’t go outside