Open the Chest

Open this chest! Open this chest!
Open it, please
I want to know what's in this chest!
Have you got a key? No?!
Well, go find one!
Don't come back to me until you
Have one for this chest!

This chest is the best!
It's better than the rest!
We have no reason for it's glory
Just that it's a chest! Oh my fucking god!
The tension is really killing me!
I wonder what's inside!
Please open this chest!
Or I will kill your friends
If you don't hurry up!
You don't want me to hurt someone
So open the fucking chest!
Will this answer your questions?
Will it shut you up?
Well, what the fuck are you waiting for?
Open this fucking chest! Long fart