Eggs

[Intro]
Yo, what’s up?
I’m back again with another hit
Watch this
Yo

[Hook]
Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs
Eggs are crackin'
Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs
Eggs are crackin'

[Verse 1]
I’ve been crackin’ eggs since the age of 5
Smack a girl with a fry and some eggs
Like why am I, eating eggs all the time?
I cry
Unproductive, that’s what I am
Eating all the ham
Damn, bruh I spam
Check it out, I am a man
I scam you like a casual prank call, woo!

[Hook]
Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs
Eggs are crackin'
Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs
Eggs are crackin'

(Verse 2)
Been cracking eggs, since the age of 5
Yo, I’m always screaming all the time
I always like to yell “NEIN!” (That’s no in German.)
Binge watching Diners, Drive-In, and Dives (For real)
Gordon Ramsay is that guy, my idol
Blasting my songs on vinyl, what do you mean I’m in denial?
Woo!

[Hook]
Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs
Eggs are crackin'
Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs
Eggs are crackin'

(Verse 3)
Been cracking eggs, since the age of 5
Been repeating the same damn line..
Why, haven’t I cried in a long damn time?
Well, I might had jinxed it but y’all don’t understand what I’m saying
This is all earrape, I think you can’t hear me
But whatever, I can do whatever I want
So I start saying some random stuff
Woowoowoowoowooowooowooo
SCOOP DA WOOP DI POOP
POOPITY LOOPITY WOOP, DO, DO
BABABABABABABABABABABBABABABABABABA..
WOO!
(Hook)
EGGS
EGGS
EGGS
EGGS
EGGS ARE CRACKIN’
EGGS
EGGS
EGGS
EGGS
EGGS ARE CRACKIN’
(Bridge)
Why~!
Do I crack eggs?
They’re innocent…
They don’t deserve to be cracked..
(Hook)
EGGS
EGGS
EGGS
EGGS
EGGS ARE CRACKIN’
EGGS
EGGS
EGGS
EGGS
EGGS ARE CRACKIN’
(Outro)
STOP!