Where’s My Leather Catsuit

[Verse 1]
So we’re walking down the street in Brighton
Just after coming out of the store and I
I’ve just bought a loads of clothes
Including a £300 leather jacket
And she turns around to me and says
You don’t love me you just know how to buy things
That’s what she says
So there was this French-Canadian girl
I bought her shoes I bought her clothes
I pay to get her hair done and then she says
You need to make love to me 3 times a day
That’s what she says
That’s what she says
Here’s another one for ya
I buy this girl a nice car
‘Bout 2 or 3 years after, we broke up
She says to me, you wanna buy that car back off me
That’s what she says
When she moved in I had over 13 grand in my checking account
A year later, we broke up and I was negative 7 thousand
That’s nothing
I bought her a car, I bought her a motorcycle
I bought her a bus I bought her a band I paid the rent for years
And then she said, where’s my leather catsuit
Where’s my leather catsuit
Where’s my leather catsuit
Where’s my leather catsuit

[Chorus]
That’s what she says
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That’s what she says
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That’s what she says
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That’s what she says
Where’s my leather catsuit
I want La posta baby
Where’s my leather catsuit
I want La posta baby
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That’s what she says
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That’s what she says