Chores

I think I’ll take a walk today
Just to pass the hours away
And yell at all the kids nextdoor
Just to make them nervous

Take my medication twice
Never miss a dosage
The cafeteria looks nice
On a Friday

All my hair is falling out
I still live at my parents house

I never think before I speak
There’s a bandaid on my cheek
From when I cut myself today
While I was shaving

Evry pretty girl I see
Has to ride the bus with me
And I’m hilarious I know
In my sweatpants

Keep all my predators at bay
I won’t leave the house today

Mashed potatoes and roast beef
No smoking section please
Just let me eat my lunch in peace
Or you’ll be sorry

And evrybody looks at me
Then my nose begins to bleed
I hear a voice call after me
The rest is fuzzy

And I don’t know when I lost control
The air is getting very cold