I Don’t Like the Look (Remix)

I lead a very wild lifestyle like Tinie
So you can eat your hearts out Harry and Hermione
Plus i got my doctorate in rockin it from Hogwarts
So you can stuff a sock in it you blog dorks
That's right I know magic, kids
Same booking agent
And i spit the fire which is useful as a cooking agent
I spit the heat like an open stove
From the griddle to the grill to the range to the rove
Actually I push a Rav4 cause i rap poor
They pay me like I'm half a hov do the math whore
I keep it real like Redman's crib, Google that
Horn-happy hip hop, flugel rap
Flows like menstrual my flows is mеntal
Microphone ownership, no rental
Just chilin' in thе cut nothin fancy, uh
But I'm comin out the box, Franzia

I'm a member of a band, bravery
I'm a wizards of a place, waverly
I'm a five grain muffin, savory
I keep the mic on lock, slavery
Girl i got a razor and a spoon we could shave or eat
My Robin Williams bird shit, cage-ery
I got a silo full of corn, granary
Imma see you in a minute, later, b

I learned the drum parts to The Drums' songs from the drummer of the drums in a hotel in a tokyo while chilling with tokio hotel

Drinking free energy drinks with free energy
Free energy thinks I'm an asshole cause i was an asshole to the guys in the band
Cheated Don Cheadle out of six or seven roles cause I'm lighter than him
Even though I can't hold a lighter to him (I suck)

Angela from the babyskins' skin feels like baby skin / angela was my lady when

Made a new tune for new moon with Pharrell from The Neptunes and then we flew to Neptune to celebrate for RELL, for real

Stole some bangles to the bangles
Now she and i are eternally flame warring on the bangles message board

I ordered more house wine at Amy Winehouse's house after Amy whined about how I housed the first round

I played the scientist in a cold reading of a play by Coldplay while Coldplay played The Scientist at someone's wedding

Chillin with Alex Chilton in a Hilton in Paris with Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton but no Nikki

Married on plane soul plane indie rock plane Buddy Holly died dj am survived and then he died
After which i DJ'd until the early a.m. in memory of dj am

Gingerly bakin ginger with Ginger Baker and cooking with Sam Cooke, Fred Astaire upstairs staring

I used a used tissue that had been used by dudes from The Used
And then I broke the news to Huey Lewis

I traced a thorn back to Tracey Thorn but the girl had everything except a flower so I couldn't prove shit

Played a cheap trick on Cheap Trick I stole his pick
It was fine though he had plenty left to throw

And then I watched Chitty Chitty Bang Bang while Chiddy from Chiddy Bang banged a pretty girl next door

I can only play the black keys 'til the dude from the Black Keys slips me Alicia Keys' keys and she's black

Ate some M&M's with Eminem in a men's room and I still owe 50 Cent fifty cents back

Had some girl talk with Girl Talk while my girl talked about how girls talk shit about how other girls talk (I hate her accent)

I wouldn't carry Carrie Underwood under a wooden bridge but i would carry wood for Carrie under certain circumstances

I'm a big fan of fanning Dakota Fanning with a fan while driving a Dakota through North Dakota while she dances

Myself and Lindsey Buckingham are bucking all the ham trends this Christmas

We're tucking into a honey glazed, and by the way
This just in: Justin Timberlake yelled timber by the lake just in time to save a life by The Fray

I'm in the back jacked up on yak playing blackjack with Jack Black had two black jacks ("what'd you do?") i split 'em

If you ask him nicely, Will Smith will smith a Will Smith figurine for you in a jiff he's a black blacksmith
I kneeled with a diamond in front of Neil Diamond
He rejected me

David Spade's cat was spayed during his hysterectomy
Also Will Ferrell's cat will turn feral but Will wasn't willing to fair about it, but soon he will be

I caught John Legend on the john it was legend he was reading the legend on a map to Johnsville, it was silly

I made some clay dice with Andrew Dice Clay and I rolled 'em but Andrew doesn't do dice or do clay (go figure)

I drew Drew Barrymore buried under more berries than i ever drew before and then i buried the drawing (in a river)

Milla Jovovich drives a Volvo which probably cost a milla milla milla million yen though

Weezy Wii gets wheezy when he's in the heezy playing Wii but he breathes fine playing Nintendo