Stuck In a Furniture Store (Owl City “Fireflies” Parody)

[Verse 1]
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million home supplies
Appeared and taught me how to live
I test out every bed (Look!)
I'm on a movie set
You'd think me straight
I just can't help but frolic

[Chorus 1]
I like to make myself believe
That I could die here happy
Everything I'd ever need is right in front of me
I think there's something wrong with this TV
Shh! Nap time

[Verse 2]
I take a thousand steps
When do these arrows end?
Either déjà vu, or I've been here before
These employees are jerks
And there arrows don't freaking work
'Cause if they did, I wouldn't be asking you
How to get out of here

[Chorus 2]
I like to make myself believe
These magic arrows help me
With every step I'm lost again
My legs can't walk no more
I don't think they have an exit door
How is this a lamp?

[Chorus 3]
I find it kind of hard to believe
That there's a food court right next to me
If I never left, how did I get here?
I think I saw this in the Twilight Zone once
Nobody inside made it out
What are you looking at?

[Bridge]
My points of latitude and longitude are
30 north 100 west
I'll be on the couch that's on your left

[Outro]
I like to make myself believe
That somebody will save me