Ruby & Jules
When Jules walked into Ruby's last Saturday night
The monkey in his back was lookin' for a fight
It was obvious that somebody had been yanking his chain
The look in his eyes he was completely deranged
He started looking around the room and everybody's ass got tight
They were dippin' and divin' out of his line of sight
Now if Ruby hadn't a been there, there'd been hell to pay
Cause she's the only one can chase his demons away
Ruby's a gem and Jules is to
Like precious stones cut with precision tools
When yin and yang they rendezvous
It's amazing what a little bit of love can do
She sat him down and said now listen to me fool
You know I love you, and I'd do anything for you
But if you gotta act crazy, go off and do it by yourself
Cause honey you're getting it all over everybody else
Ruby's a gem and Jules is to
Like precious stones cut with precision tools
When yin and yang they rendezvous
It's amazing what a little bit of love can do