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Del the Funky Homosapien, Dan the Automator
[Spoken: Hafdís Huld as News Anchor]
We have much worries that Armageddon is really close and we should find refuge. We're not sure what to do in the situation, but these weird creatures are starting to behave pretty strangely. These aliens are making people really scared, so we really need to be cautious towards these creatures