Mom's Favorite

When I met you at the time
I had never been in love
I was down to it right

But love gets complicated
And we both kinda hated
Having to give a name to the fight

No I was never perfect
No the title I don’t deserve it
I was tryna not miss life

Not to say that I was better
Cause you chose her, whatever
But karma got us right that night

Yeah, karma got us right that night

But if you only knew
What she had to say about you
While she was balancing the scales

Your dick would probably grow
About an inch or two
Because we both just wish you well

And I’ll stay wishing you well
Cause I was humbled grand scale
Learned to value different things, and I’m just loving that

Your family’s really thriving
And my momma stays trying
To get us back together again

You’re gonna be a badass doc
And honestly i wasn’t shocked
When 5 years later you still tasted the same

So will we ever reconnect
I mean miss universe no disrespect
But karma likes to keep us in the game

Yeah she likes us in the game

Yeah but—

If you knew, say uh say about you
If you only she knew what she had to say about you
If, if you only knew

But if you only knew
What she had to say about you
While she was balancing the scales

Your dick would probably grow
About an inch or two
Because we both just wish you well
Yeah we both just wish, both just wish, both just wish you well
Yeah we both just wish, both just wish, both just wish you well

(6 exes later, and you’re still my mom’s favorite)