Chainsaw and the log

We're like the chainsaw and the log
Guess who's the chainsaw, who's the log?
We're like the rockers and the mods
I'll take the chains, you'll have the sob's
You're not even and I am odd

We worked so well as best friends
So well, oh yeah
This kind of harmony has to end
Oh well, ok
This kind of harmony has two ends
The bad, the worst, I've picked the last

We're like the police and the mob
You like the Police and I smoke pot
If you take beef then I'll have cod
I'll never like "against all odds"
Just like you'll never quit your job

We worked so well as best friends
So well, oh yeah
This kind of harmony has to end
Oh well, ok
This kind of harmony has two ends
The bad, the worst, I've picked the last
The bad, the worst, I've picked the last
The bad, the worst, I've picked the last