The Product

You'll be glad that you selected
This product from our range
We're sure that you'll enjoy it
And we hope you'll come again

Always first with the technology,
Performance and design
And we stand true to our maxime
"The customer is right!"

You'll be glad that you selected
This product from our range
We knew you had the money,
Now we know that you've got taste

You want the finest quality,
That's why you choose our brand,
Where every song is custom-made
And always played by hand

The music's really simple,
There are tunes that you can sing
And there's lots of lovely pictures
On the packaging.

You'll be glad that you selected
This product from our range
And if you're not, we're sorry,
But it cannot be exchanged

The money's not refundable,
Don't bother to complain
We're having such fun spending it
Please come again