BBC Buffet

[Chorus: DigBarGayRaps]
Hey, hey
Can you turn me gay?
Grab my balls and play
At the BBC Buffet
Hey
Can you throw it back?
Give me that nutsack
Booty nice and fat, fat, fat, fat

[Verse 1: DigBarGayRaps]
I just need a little dick in my back now
Need a BBC with a side of hashbrowns
See a big booty nigga, he get flagged down
My dick like a gun, Imma bust me a whole mag now
It's a BBC buffet, lots of dudes, but it's hard to choose
Do I want them 5'6 or do I want them 6'2
Do I want a nigga with a flat chest or big boobs?
Do I want a nigga who's gon' text me or just send nudes?
One... dude in my butt
Two... niggas playin' with my nuts
Three... niggas up in my guts
Four big black niggas calling me a slut
It's the BBC Buffet
Sit down and grab a plate
It's a great place for a date
Big dicks laying all over the motherfuckin' place
So one day, me and my boy Tyronе
Was sitting at the house, he just gavе me some bone
We was starving, both our stomachs letting our a big groan
So I searched for a restaurant on my motherfuckin' phone
Then I stumbled on the BBC Buffet
It got a 5-star rating so it must be great
I'ma get a 10-incher with a nice slice of cake
For a drink, I'ma get a chocolate dick and ball shake

[Interlude: DigBarGayRaps]
So me and Tyrone hopped in the car, we decided we was gonna go to the BBC Buffet
When we got there, we looked out the window, there was four big booty, butt-ass-naked black niggas in front of the restaurant guarding the door
So, immediately, we knew we chose the right place
Tyrone, let's go (*Hee hee!*)

[Chorus: DigBarGayRaps]
Hey, hey
Can you turn me gay?
Grab my balls and play
At the BBC Buffet
Hey
Can you throw it back?
Give me that nutsack
Booty nice and fat, fat, fat, fat

[Verse 2: DigBarGayRaps]
Door swang open, I'm dripped out in my Timbalands
Opened Tyrone's door cause I am a fucking gentleman
Greeted at the door by four big guys
They said: "Take your clothes off or you cannot go inside"
So we listened like the nigga was our master
We was racing to see who could get undressed faster
We ran through the door, BBC filled our nostrils
And then I look over and I see Marcus and Kolossal

[Verse 3: KolossalKocks & DigBarGayRaps]
(Yo, Kolossal, what is this place?)
It's the perfect place for horny niggas packing cake
They will spray you down with frosting right before they have a taste
Try the fat wagon over here before I catch a case
Horny at the table, then I caught a whiff of Digbar
His booty smellin' elegant, his rectum got my dick hard
Kinda was surprised, I didn't think he'd travel this far
Look closer at his lips and neighbors rolled it up with dick stars
(Hey, Digbar)
Then we performed a little handshake
Slappin' up our dicks, it's kinda hard for me to translate
Tyrone lookin' mad at me like I took his damn place
But I got him horny when I kissed all on that man face
Lookin' for a menu but it wasn't on no paper
Then I looked to my left and see a dick vanilla wafer
Light skinned nigga fartin' hella booty vapors
Saw the menu on his cheeks, he got cake just like a baker
Suddenly, the lights flicked (Oh no, I don't like this)
Lil Nas X fuckin' landed on my pipe tip
He started twerking on my dick with a nice split
Look at Digbar, he already got his pipe gripped

Two buff black niggas came up out the cut
Put us in a glory hole, but they only showed our butts
Then we felt like 50 dicks in our booty going nuts
Then Michael Jackson moonwalked inside the room like "That's enough" (*Hee hee!*)
He started kicking niggas in their motherfuckin' nuts
He unlocked the glory hole and scooped up all our guts
We told Michael "thank you", he ain't give a flying fuck
Then he tossed us in the pantry and said "Your dick is for my lunch"

[Outro: KolossalKocks]
Then after that, me and Digbar was in that motherfucking pantry for days
The shit started flowing, the piss started smelling, it was just, it was a fucking mess
Michael Jackson even came in one time, opened up the door, smelled the air
"[sniff, sniff]
You guys didn't marinate enough yet."
Then he just fucking left
But then, then something happened:
All of a sudden, we hear this fucking explosion!
Me and Digbar, we look at each other, then we look back at the door
And in the doorframe of the door is standing somebody there with a long, braided ponytail
Then the light flashes on, then all you see is this nice chocolate skin skin, and you got these two, these two Milk Dud buttcheeks
Then he turned around and he just started twerking like crazy!
And then it's like, booty sweat dripping down and spraying everywhere like a sprinkler, me and Digbar catching it in our mouth (Hee hee!)
So he turns back around, we see who it is:
It's Lil Nas X
He's just standing there with this pole in his hand, it seemed like it came out of fucking nowhere!
So he walks over to Digbar, leans in and whispers in his ear
Now, I don't know what he said, but Digbar got this look on his face
Then Michael Jackson just busts in the room, he's double-wielding Tyrone and Marcus's cake and he's screaming at us!
"Don't go to Bangbros Capital! Don't go to Bangbros Capital!"
So Lil Nas X turns around, his pole starts lighting up, and it just shoots into the roof, comes back down the other side of Michael Jackson, and gets to wailing on him with his asscheeks
He takes his asscheeks, grips Michael Jackson by the neck and just snaps his shit
He killed Michael Jackson... again
He just winks at us, looks at Digbar, and he mouths "You know what to do."
Then his pole just shoots into the sky and he disappears
What could this mean?