Macho Man Flex

[Intro: News Report]
*At 2 am eastern standard time multiple unidentified
Objects were confirmed to have entered Earths atmosphere
It is speculated that these objects are of extraterrestrial origin
The broadcast will quiet at this time for your safety*

*This Just In Warning Shroom Aliens Are Attacking The White House!
I Repeat Shroom Aliens Are Attacking The White House!*

[Verse: Fredo Santana]
Thinking to myself like, Self you shitting on everybody else
Fredo Al Capone I got handguns bigger than a elf
Macho Man Randy Savage flex like it’s my last day here
Trapping like a trap-a-thon, MVP of the year

Th-Thinking to myself like, Self you shitting on everybody else
Fredo Al Capone I got handguns bigger than a elf
Macho Man Randy Savage flex like it’s my last day here
Trapping like a trap-a-thon, MVP of the year

(Damn)

Trapping like a trap-a-thon, MVP of the year
Macho Man Randy Savage flex like it’s my last day here
Trapping like a trap-a-thon, MVP of the year

Tr-Trapping like a trap-a-thon, MVP of the year
Macho Man Randy Savage flex like it’s my last day here
Trapping like a trap-a-thon, MVP of the year

[Interlude: Macho Man & Interviewer]
(You mean to tell me there is another solar system Macho Man?
Unbelievable I'm still in a state of shock right now)

Fredo Al Capone(Al Capone Al Capone) Fr-Fr-Fredo Al Capone I got handguns bigger than a elf
Macho Man Randy Savage flex like it’s my last day here
Trapping like a trap-a-thon, MVP of the year

Th-Thinking to myself like, Self you shitting on everybody else
Fredo Al Capone I got handguns bigger than a elf
M-Macho Man Randy Savage flex like it’s my last day here
Trapping like a trap-a-thon, MVP of the year

"It is believed that these air craft are from extraterrestrial origin
All residents within a 50 mile radius should seek an underground shelter now
Do not go outside for any reason
You will be incinerated by these air craft
Do not commit contact with these aircraft as they are considered Extremely dangerous and will attack anyone on sight

*Warning Shroom Aliens Are Attacking The White House
I Repeat Shroom Aliens Are Attacking The White House*

*Damn! Shroom Aliens vs ... Kush Aliens?
The Battle Continues*

[Outro]
Blessed Never Stressed, Bless-Blessed Never Stressed
BL-BL-Blessed Never Stressed, Bless-Blessed Never Stressed
Hella Blessed, Hella Blessed, Hella Blessed Never Stressed
Hella Blessed, Hella Blessed, Hella Blessed Never Stressed
BL-BL-Blessed Never Stressed, Bless-Blessed Never Stressed
BL-BL-Blessed Never Stressed, Bless-Blessed Never Stressed
Hella Blessed, Hella Blessed, Hella Blessed Never Stressed
Hella Blessed, Hella Blessed, Hella Blessed Never Stressed
BL-BL-