Oblique Song

Oh a hillside is inclined to be a gradient
You can see the distant Chinese laundry list
If you tilt when passing windmills, be attentive
For the moral of this song should not be missed
Should not be missed, oh Liszt

Oh bleak were all the angles and the Saxons
When William's arrows from his bowmen rose
A parabolic curve may have attractions
But Harold watched it far too close

Now William had some trouble with his saddle
And he fell with his jodhpurs in a twist
He was hoist on his own parabolics
Oh the moral of this song should not be missed
Should not be missed, oh Liszt

Galileo told the Mona Lisa
"Baby, hеre's a simple rule of thumb
If you suspеnd a prune from the Tower of Pisa
You can check if your prune is plumb"

For although the horizon's horizontal
Piano players have a tendency to Liszt
Jack Sprat was prone to lean, so remember
The moral of this song should not be missed

It's all an optical illusion and it's my conclusion
That the moral of this song will not be missed