Mr. Eli
Dolphus Lee (BMI) Chaney
Wonky eye investigations
That french fry needs confiscation
His bellyfull of seduction
a dashing gentleman caller
His powers of deduction
Stronger than a gumshoe koala
Mr. Eli
Mr. Eli
tell me all your history
Lions run away from Eli,
Mr. Eli
help me solve the mystery
Lie to me and say
That you'll always be around
Better throw him his fetch-baby
Or you know you'll get scratched greatly
The favorite of his grandfather
Claws for now are stayin' retracted
But if you give him a bother
His chattering cannot be redacted
Mr. Eli
Mr. Eli
Tell me all your history
Lines around the block for Eli,
Mr. Eli
help me solve the mystery
Lie in wait for socks
That I always leave around
Say you'll always be around