Randy Savage Entrance

[Sample: Jesse Ventura & Gorilla Monsoon]
That's the music of the champion, the Macho Man Randy Savage!
This is the most exciting moment in sports right here Gorilla
This is what we've all been waiting for, The Mega Powers will explode!
Here at WrestleMania V

Ladies and gentleman, Randy Savage!

There he is Gorilla the champion

[Intro]
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
It's been a minute ain't it?
I know
Without further ado

[Verse]
Did you miss me? Well bitch I'm back with a vengeance
Spent 3 years in my lawyer's office fighting for my independence
Boy that shit was expensive! They left me hangin' like a lynching
But I'm back at it like back acne, ain't no way to get rid of me
Bid me up, so fresh to death you gotta dig me up
I'm so sittin' fat, you gon' need a forklift to pick me up
Up out my cut like Nip & Tuck, burner tucked in my dungarees
I go to Heaven for the fresh air and then back to Hell for the company
These niggas trying to hold me back, well fuck it
Here goes nothing, bitch I'm thuggin', ain't no tears inside my bucket
Think I'm bluffin'? Find yo life inside my budget, bitch I'm buggin'
Put yo head inside that box and ship yo body to yo mother
They offered me a chain I said, "I don't do no jewelry"
They offered me a house I said, "You must think I'm stupid"
It ain't a gift if you gotta recoup it and then I drop top couped it
Contract up now it's time to renew it; I'm like uh, uh
It's deuces, I take my chances with the juices
Then I got a call from Uncle Juicy and he hit me to some new shit
Now my bank account say, "Ooooo shit"! Now yo new bitch is my new bitch
She get wetter than a cruise ship and if all these niggas ballin', baby Imma be a blue chip
Call me Mr.Trip or Two Clip, Two Clip Trip let's shoot shit
I love the way lil' mama handle balls like a pool stick
Alright, enough of that, too far to turn back now I tried that it didn't work out
Listen, real shit still in the drought and now my pockets has got the gout
Grab my mama's stick of Shout, time to rub these niggas out
Make it rain hot lead til' I flood these niggas out
I got niggas duckin' conspiracy so they camera shy and these the niggas that raised me
Damn what kind of man am I? The kind of man that'll stand and fire and never leave no man behind
I treat a bitch like Cleopatra, but when I leave she feel vandalized
Bitch please, you don't know a thing about me, I could've got swallowed by the streets
Grew up in the kitchen, granddaddy touchin' all white and he ain't ever used no bleach
I get out and get it, all I ever knew was grind, I ain't ever need no speech
I had to juggle, but it was nothin', I got this covered like a fleece
Pretty please! Don't make me point this at you
Cause I swear to God I'll drop yo ass, He will not be here to catch you
Bitch I'm strapped up like a satchel, all those guns inside my castle
Don't want to put you under, but I won't hesitate if I have to
I got dollar signs as my IQ, head instructor at flight school
I'm that fly, I'm a ass too, if you was this ill you'd brag too
This just in: I'm bad news, I belong in a padded room
Every dog shall have his day, if today's my day, "Good afternoon"
On the list of top MCs know I'm not even in the pack, but don't forget without respect that crown is just a shiny hat
No I'm not even in the pack, but don't forget without respect that crown is just a shiny hat

[Outro]
Hahaha
Randy Savage
Bitchhhhhhhhh!