The Party

[Verse 1]
Was Gary Oldman
Ever married
Ever married to
Uma Thurman?
And the actress who was in The Road
Could you tell she wasn't
Really German?

[Chorus]
I don't know
That's what she asked me
Last night at the party
Was almost at the door
She's driving me crazy
But baby, I know she wants me
And that's for sure
I said
"Give me just a minute
And I'll take the elevator
To your floor"

[Verse 2]
I'm fairly certain Audrey Hepburn
Smoked a cigarette
Out on this terrace
And paparazzi hid behind
That statue they say
She brought back
From Paris

[Chorus]
Oh, is that so?
That's what she told me
Last night at the party
Was almost at the door
She's driving me crazy
But baby, I know she wants me
And that's for sure
I said
"Give me just a minute
And I'll take the elevator
To your floor"

[Verse 3]
Now I don't mean to brag
You know?
But a while ago
I dated Leonardo
But he left me after
On his yard
He caught me making out
With Jared Leto

[Chorus]
Oh, is that so?
That's what she told me
Last night at the party
Was almost at the door
She's driving me crazy
But baby, I know she wants me
And that's for sure
I said
"Give me just a minute
And I'll take the elevator
To your floor"
Baby, I know you want me
Don't lock the door
I said
"Give me just a minute
And I'll take the elevator
To your floor"