Anything For You

If I was with you in the park, and the weather turned to rain
And you realized that you forgot your coat
I would without a second thought, I'd take my very jacket off
And I would gladly lend it off to you
Yes, I would do anything for you

If we were on a walk one day, and you needed some food
Well, I would know exactly what to do
I'd steal some candy from a child
I know that'd really drive you wild
Yes, my darling, I'd do that for you
Yes, I would do anything for you

Anything for you
Anything you need I'll do
There are no lengths I wouldn't go
I'd do it 'cause you told me so
My love, I would do anything for you
Yes, I would do anything for you

I would sail the seven seas upon a giant ship
Until we came across another pirate crew
I would gladly rob them blind
And leave their dead bodies behind
And I would give the stolen gold to you
Yes, I would do anything for you

I would go across the globe to an orphanage abroad
To the orphanage you lived in as a child
I'd gladly watch the flames arise
And see the torture in those children's eyes
Yes, I would gladly burn it down for you
Yes, I would do anything for you

Anything for you
Anything you need I'll do
There are no lengths I wouldn't go
I'd do it because you told me so
My love, I would do anything for you

I'd kill a man or I would mail a monkey's severed head
I'd enslave a continent if it'd make you glad
I'd pour acid in the river bank
And gasoline on your Uncle Hank
I'd light him up, and watch him burn with you
Yes, I would do anything for you

Anything for you
Anything you need I'll do
There are no lengths I wouldn't go
I'd do it because you told me so
My love, I would do anything for you

There are no lengths I wouldn't go
I'd do it because you told me so
My love, I would do anything for you
My love, I would do anything for you

Except swim with snakes