Pie

Mmm mm mm mm you know the Rock's gonna tell
You a little story
You ain't gonna believe it
But he's gonna tell you anyway
It's tough to be the Rock
Ah nah nah shut your mouth
No no, it really is (oh yes)
Even though the Rock is, the Rock is
THE MOST, electrifying man in all of showbiz
(oh yes) you see when the Rock gets too much
(too much) too much of the fame and
And all the bright lights (too much)
He likes to kick back and
Have a slice of that unadulterated, delight

Welcome to Rick's bakery, can I help
Wait a minute, aren't you the famous Rock?
Yeah the Rock
The People's Champ in the house
What's happenin Slick?
My God hey how ya doin guy?
Look you gotta take a picture with
Me 'fore you leave guy
Oh whoa whoa the Rock don't
Want to take pictures
The Rock just wants a piece of pie
You got any of that in this bakery?
Oh, I got every kind of pie you can think of
I got strawberry pie, blueberry pie
Apple pie blueberry - what?
I got peaches ah no no no, whoa whoa whoa
Actually Slick
It doesn't matter what type of pie you have
Let the Rock tell you a little story
About pie

Drivin down South though quickly aroused
When my car caught a flat
Near this old farm house
I hope somebody's home, takin a chance at it
Knocked on the door and this
Fine chick answered it
(You're the Rock) Can I use
Your phone? (I'm shakin')
Sure, if you try some of this pie I'm bakin'
Daisy Duke shorts on, five foot stood
Said sure - what the heck
I mean it did smell good
So when she called Rock in the kitchen
Towards the vapor
There's her grandmother, aunt
And her Chinese neighbor?

Oh the Rock is gonna tell ya again
See it's tough to be the Rock (oh yes)
Oh yeah, the Rock knows
That might sound crass (oh yes)
Oh and by the way
All you jabronis in the locker room
You can ALL come kiss the Rock's ass!
(oh yes) cause you know after the Rock
Lays the smack down (too much)
On some big ugly hermaphrodite (too much)
The Rock needs a little distraction
And a slice, sounds just right

(The Rock said) Thanks ladies
(and more kind words)
(Grandmother said) Be polite, eat mine first
So I sat down, tried hers
She looked quite glad
Had a strange taste of mold
But it wasn't so bad
(That's right) The Rock havin
Pie in the country
Devoured hers, her aunt's
And still I was hungry
(That's all Rock said?) Bored
And readin the papers 'Til FINALLY
A plate of the next door neighbor's
Gulped it down fast
Cause it really did please
I mean it tasted so good
Rock was talking Chinese
Ching-bong-bing yao-moya-AIYYYYY! Dat
Good pie
Oh that's the pie you was talkin' about

Oh yeah
The Rock knows the millions can smell it now
It's tough to be the Rock (oh yes)
No no no NO, it really is (oh yes)
Because you all know the Rock is THE MOST
Electrifying, man in all of showbiz (oh yes)
You see when the Rock gets too much
(too much) too much of the fame and
All the bright lights (too much)
He loves to kick back and have a slice
No no no no no
The Rock is gonna eat the WHOLE DAMN PIE!
(Sweet! Sweet! Lah dahhhhhhh)

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