... And By Best I Mean Worst

You're telling us this stuff so we'll buy your book?
I gotta tell you, if you are that was some of the worst advice I've ever heard
You see how sad this is?
If you want your sister to lose weight
Tell her to get off the couch and stop eating twinkies
And maybe go out for field hockey
You know what?
No one ever knows what they wanna be when they grow up
Y'know it takes a little while to find that out
Right Jim?
And you, yeah you
You sick of some jerk shoving your head down a toilet?
Well you know what?
Maybe you should lift some weights
Or uh take a karate lesson
And next time he tries to do it
You kick him in the balls