It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Zoinkmas

[Intro]
Oh, now we’re talkin’, who put this on?
I’m sorry, wait, you haven’t heard this yet?
So you’re a Weezer fan?
Baby, please, it’s Zoinkmas
I’m ride or die
For Weezer?

[Verse 1]
Where I come from isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me
I didn't go to boarding schools
Preppy girls never looked at me
Why should they? I ain't nobody
Got nothing in my pocket
Look at all those movie stars
They're all so beautiful and clean
When the housemaids scrub thе floors
They get the spacеs in between
I wanna live a life like that
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
Cause I'm the next big thing in

[Verse 2]
Somebody's Heine
Is crowding my icebox
Somebody's cold one
Is giving me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes
Oh, yeah
Alright
Flip on the telly
Wrestle with Jimmy
Somethin' is bubblin'
Behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow
The bottle is ready to blow

[Bridge]
The truth is
I don't stand a chance
It's something that you're born into
And I just don't belong

[Pre-Chorus]
No I don't, I'm just a no class, beat down fool
And I will always be that way
I might as well enjoy my life
And watch the stars play

[Hook]
Beverly Hills, that's where I want to be
Livin' in Beverly Hills

[Outro]
That’s a Todd original!