Record for the Record 12 Intro (Kacking)

[Intro]
What's going on
Record For The Record
Record For The Record
Record 12, 12, 12

[Verse]
Aye, what's going on? This going on
Fuck bitches what this going on
Okay, Snapchat, one-million filters
Bi-ah-aye
'S going on, man?
Hope you in, tune in with a little bit of extra sauce
Hope you plump a little bit of extra sauce in the toilet
And stink, and it stinks, and it stinks
And you're Nase won't rest
But you can't give it rest because you need to drück fest
Oh, that was a good one, man
Okay
Everytime you go on the white-keramik Becher, you plump it in the toilet and say "Damn, man, man, I love mysеlf for plumping this shit in the toilet so hard"
And your other Mitbеwohner say "What the fuck is stinking? Have somebody, uh, cooked like they grandma is pulling up, fuck, what?"
I don't know what I'm talking about
Like this one guy on TikTok that says "Yeah, uh, guck doch mal wie viele Eier das sind, uhm, I can't weder zählen, noch I can fahrrad-fahren
Uhm
Uh, putz your Zähne"
And I also brushed my teeth today, that's how you now I'm not stinking today
The only thing stinking today is my shit
Well, there's one reason, because stitch stinks, ne, shit stinks, mein Gott, that's a ear-twister
No, eh, ear-worm, ne, uh, tongue-twister, right
And by the way, when you not stop talking this shit I will twist your tongue, and I will twist your ass
And then the Kacke will not come out so fast
And your Kacke will go out in the race battle "Kacke" the last
And not so fast, like Flash
You are not the best but I am the best at kacking shit in the toilet very fast
And now it comes out of my ass, yes
Woo!

[Outro]
Elias Niemietz is the best motherfucking toiletpaper and kacking rapper in the world
No denying