​drink up!

You're vain, you're dumb, you're spoiled rotten
You're the carcass of a bluejay that the tomcat brought in
Can't even dress yourself or cook your meals
You couldn't run a country if it came on wheels

Drink up, my darling
Yeah, I've got your elixir
Gulp down, my darling
It should better go down quick, sir

If you're feeling queasy
I can settle you down
Let me take your cape and your crown

Drink up, my darling
Yeah, I've got your elixir
Gulp down, my darling
Want some green tea as a mixer?

If you're feeling queasy
Let me settle you down
I can take your cape and your crown

You think you're great and oh, so clever but
Nobody would want you to live forever
We're all praying for the day you bite the dust
But in the meantime I'm so glad I have your trust

So drink up, my darling
Yeah, I've got your elixir
Gulp down, my darling
It should better go down quick, sir

If you're feeling queasy
I can settle you down
Let me take your cape and your crown

Drink up, my darling
Yeah, I've got your elixir
Gulp down, my darling
Want some green tea as a mixer

If you're feeling queasy
Let me settle you down
I can take your cape and your crown

Have you heard what metals can do when ingested?
This one might work, but it's never been tested
Yes, it's a poison in larger doses
But if you don't end up comatose it's
A miracle elixir, mortality fixer
You'll be like a new kind of god
Well, finding new mixtures and finding new tricks
Sure makes me a new kind of fraud
Yes, it's a miracle elixir, mortality fixer
You'll be like a new kind of god
And who doesn't want that?

I've worked too hard and far too often
Hoping that someday your cold heart might soften
Your kingdom will collapse 'cause of your pride
And you won't even realize until you've died

So drink up, my darling
Yeah, I've got your elixir
Gulp down, my darling
It should better go down quick, sir

If you're feeling queasy
I can settle you down
Let me take your cape and your crown

Drink up, my darling
Yeah, I've got your elixir
Gulp down, my darling
Want some green tea as a mixer

If you're feeling queasy
Let me settle you down
I can take your cape and your crown