Hollywood Squares

[Intro]
(Hey, buddy)
(What's that, lipstick?)
(Aw, what are you, weird or somethin'?)

[Verse 1]
The sign said, "Rockin' at the Club," last night
It was so amusing just to view the sight
Of the guys that make it with chicks every night, and more
Well, they dress real funny and it does look fine
With their faces all painted and their hair sprayed high
As they sit back, winking and give us a try, and score

[Pre-Chorus]
Restless jiggers with a lot less figures
They're the news of the world today

[Chorus]
They're the Hollywood squares
(L.A. chicks are rockin', oh)
And they're coming in pairs
(To get their kicks and tell them so)
Are you going somewhere?
(L.A. chicks are rockin', Hollywood squares)
They're the Hollywood squares

[Verse 2]
The moves they have, I just can't bear
And if no one likes them, they don't even care
And they don't stay home
They've got to be somewhere at night
Long last lovers, or so they say
When the job's all done, they don't go away
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna be someday, that's right

[Pre-Chorus]
Restless jiggers with a lot less figures
They're the news of the world today

[Chorus]
They're the Hollywood squares
(L.A. chicks are rockin', oh)
And they're coming in pairs
(To get their kicks and tell them so)
Are you going somewhere?
(L.A. chicks are rockin', Hollywood squares)
They're the Hollywood squares

[Bridge]
By day they sleep, at night they creep
Creep in the dark, they'll break your heart
They never date, just sit and wait for their day, yeah

[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]
Restless jiggers with a lot less figures
They're the news of the world today

[Chorus]
They're the Hollywood squares
(L.A. chicks are rockin', oh)
And they're coming in pairs
(To get their kicks and tell them so)
Are you going somewhere?
(L.A. chicks are rockin', Hollywood squares)
They're the Hollywood squares
And they're Hollywood
(L.A. chicks are rockin', oh)
And they're Hollywood
(To get their kicks and tell them so)
And they're Hollywood
(L.A. chicks are rockin', Hollywood squares)
And they're Hollywood squares, oh, yeah

[Outro]
(Hey, buddy)
(What's that, lipstick?)
(Aw, what are you, weird or somethin'?)
(Hollywood)