I Wrote The Book

You papa's worried about you
Your ship is sinking love is on the rocks
And you ain't thinking too clearly
Your knight in shining armor
Has double crossed you girl you need a hand
Save you from going under
Those silver tongue devils whisper
In your ear they only tell you what they
Think you want to hear
I've got the very thing
That you've been missing
The kind of man you need
Ain't into kiss and telling
Cause when it comes to love I'm confessing
Baby i wrote the book about it
Here in black and white
I wrote the book about it, I lived every line
I wrote the book about it
I wrote the book about it
I wrote the book about the
Look that's in your eyes
I wrote the book of love
So you've been brokenhearted
This ain't no funeral
Lose the heavy baggage
And close the door behind you
Blow out your birthday candles
Put on your finest dance with me forever
We'll paint the town by numbers
I'm in no hurry I'll take you real slow
All the way to heaven
Or somnewhere real close b section
Chorus turn to page ninety-nine
A happy ending after all this time
You know how i know?