Drunk With My Friends

Hey, uh, honey I'm goin' fishin'
Should be back before dark
Naw, wait baby listen
You ain't even gotta start
Yes, I know what happened last time
All of us went out
I said I wouldn't do it
Now I'll never live it down

I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends
'Cause the fish weren't hitting but the cold beer did
By the hundredth text message you were pissed, pissed, pissed
I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends again

Three days later

Hey, babe, you got a second
I'm thinking about going golfing
Oh, please don't roll your eyes
Just a little business talking
Probably only playing nine
And I mean you know that I quit drinking
Ever since that Saturday
You had to come and pick me up
And, baby, all I could say was

I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends
'Cause my driver kept slicin' so my driver got bent
When I made you stop for tacos you were pissed, pissed, pissed
I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends again

I know it, but
Yes, uh, it is my fault
But that, now, that's not
He said

Hey, it ain't my fault they like to have fun
And you should get some new ones
And turn these good time tables around

And go get drunk, drunk, drunk with your friends, friends, friends
Let a couple margaritas turn to eight, nine, ten
And if you did, you probably wouldn't get so pissed, pissed, pissed
When I get drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends again
My friends, friends, friends again, yeah
My friends, friends, friends again, ooh

I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends again
Oh, yeah