I Am Turtle
Ashlynn James, Bruce Clements
I'm a turtle here
Just walking around
With my girl and my dick
Just floppin' around
It's mean
It's lean
And it can hurt you too
Just don't touch my bitch
Or I'll kill you
Turtle walking
Turtle walking
Turtle twerking
(Shake that booty bitch!)
All over your mom
I'm a turtle here
Just sobbing away
Because my wife left me
And led me astray
My daughter is dead
And this was my last resort
Cause I forgot to pay my
Fucking child support
(Fuck!)
Turtle walking
Turtle walking
Turtle twerking
All over your mom
I'm a turtle here
In the supermarket
Then all of a sudden
I saw a rocket
The light was so bright
It was brighter than my future
Then my fat nuts
(He needs some milk!)
Got sent to the future
Turtle walking
Turtle walking
Turtle twerking
All over your mom
(Man I gotta pee!)