Bottom Of The Chain

I see girls at bars
They look at me like I'm from Mars
Because I sweat a lot
I took a shower last night
I swear a see-through shirt
And my pants are tight

It's easy to complain
When you're at the bottom of the chain
It's easy to complain
When you're at the bottom of the chain, chain, chain, chain

I see girls at bars
They look at me like I'm from Mars
I don't sweat real bad

I have a little fat
And my portly good looks
Are just not where it's at

It's easy to complain
When you're at the bottom of the chain
It's easy to complain
When you're at the bottom of the chain, chain, chain, chain